Words by: Tim Matson
Image by: bobster855
Well, that’s not ideal, I thought. And that explains the tape over the turnstiles.
“How long?” another person in the gaggle cried out.
“We don’t know at this time,” the woman at the ticket booth said.
A disgruntled sigh grumbled up from the group. I’m not proud of it; I was one of [...]
It Could Be Worse
Walk To Work
Vampire Sex
Words by: Adam Weinmann
Image by: Cristina Gardeazabal
I had recently moved to Toronto to start life as a professional musician when I ended up in Toronto‘s gay villlage. I looked smoldering, in my Italian wool jacket and my Guess jeans, with my hair perfectly fashioned into my signature Mohawk.
As I crossed Wellesley Street, I became aware [...]
It Could Be Worse: Puddle Jumping
Words by: Portia
Image by: Ashley Barron
Angrily jamming my feet into my rubber boots, I curse Mother Nature for the vindictive harpy she must certainly be. Here it comes again, this rain – the enemy of suede, picnics and anyone whose hair holds the propensity to frizz. And since I don’t believe in umbrellas – they’ve [...]
It Could Be Worse
Words by: Alex Haythorne
Image by: Smabs Sputzer
It’s past three am on a Thursday and I’m borderline drunk. Of late, I’ve developed a resplendent flair for a deficient quality of inebriation whereby I feel somewhat queasy but my mind enjoys conventional cognitive capacities bookended by two distinctive parameters: disillusion and insipidity.
To be candid, this is my [...]
How To Get A Job
An Historical Document
Words By: Brian Levy
Image By: markhillary
It is 1989 and the world is a mess. There is a new American President and an economy deep in recession due to eight long years of deficit spending and trickle-down economics that never quite trickled. So, while it is the right of every generation to believe, with [...]
